My father in law occasionally forwards me jokes or things he think I will find interesting. This is one that came the other day and it made me chuckle.
As I am posting this Goofy is incessantly yelling at the top of her lungs, "Mummy, Mummy!" from outside. I have been to investigate and she needed to tell me every so urgently that the BBQ wok had not been put away. I guess I can be thankful it was not the above!